Christmas is the Christian festival celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed on 25th December every year. This festival is celebrated as a religious and artistic celebration among a billions number of people around the globe. On this great day, various activities like praying, dinner party, dancing, exchanging gifts, and Christmas Wishes or quotes to take place to share enjoyment and fun. At Christmas, everyone tries to give away happiness and hope to others.
It’s that time of year when you enjoy this lovely festival with your friends and family. But the best most common way to stretch out happiness, enjoyment, and joy is to send sexy and naughty Christmas quotes with your loved one. To fill with light your spirits and to lend you a laugh when you need it the most, we’ve put together the best naughty and sexy Christmas quotes. These naughty and Sexy Christmas quotes to express your love in a funny, sexy, and naughty way. I hope these quotes are very joyful to you.
Naughty and sexy Christmas quotes
Dear Santa… Before I explain, how much do you know already?
The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. OK, most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it. I’ll buy my own shit.
I’d like to jingle your balls
When I think of you… I touch my elf.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas
Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count?
All I want for Christmas is you.”
Dear Santa. I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty and it was worth it!
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Will you trim my Christmas tree?
Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year?
I checked the list twice and you’ve definitely been naughty.
A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, “All I need now is you.”
Wish you were coming down the chimney tonight.
Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or…
Here’s a picture of me so you can show Santa exactly what you want for Christmas.
I’d love to spin your dreidel.
Baby, it’s cold outside… let’s warm each other up?
You are one hot latke.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Are you Jewish? We can celebrate for eight nights.
Can you come over… and bring Santa’s little helper with you?
You light me up like a Christmas tree.
Won’t you come jingle my bells?
You make me scream, ‘O Holy Night.’
You didn’t make the naughty list? There’s still time.
If I say I’m Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me?
My favorite thing about the holidays is wrapping presents… and wrapping up. #safesex
Santa comes on Christmas Eve but why should we wait that long?
The Christmas tree won’t be the only thing with an angel on top of it this year.
Who cares if you’re on the naughty or nice list, as long as you’re on my to-do list?
I can promise you it won’t be a silent night if you come over.
I bet Santa isn’t the only one with a sack of goodies.
I’ve always wanted to see the North Pole.
I just can’t figure out where I should hang my wreath. Any ideas?
Santa says the best toys run on batteries.
Can you stuff my stocking?
Let’s be naughty together and save Santa the trip.
Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list?
I’d ride that sleigh.
Can I ride your reindeer?
I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree.